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sheeeeeeeeeeshhhh,

Here I go to a Fairboard meeting discussing weighty matters, get home at 9 pm and 40 posts loosely related to a wildturkeyseducedMark have appeared on the board. I hate being the "responsible adult" around here. Do I have to hail you a cab young man?

I seem to remember some drink like that associated with "shot and a beer" night at Bert & Gerty's;

cheers,

jh

Mark, your shine is by far the best. Flying on the helicopter tonight or I would be in some kind of a bottle or can. Bags are packed and head north in about 30 hours.

Nice sig...where ever did you hear that

haha...wondered how long it'd take for you to notice that I stole a quote of yours

it's ok I no longer use it....it's from a time gone by for me ...(one you would have fit right into! )but I'll gladly pass the torch ...just remember..."the price of a mis-spent youth"

yea but here in Fl. you can get 180 proof right off the shelf, more clear than most waters safer than most shines hahahahahaha!!!!! everclear hightest!!!!

not sure if they WT Rye up there, so better safe (and delicious) than sorry.

I almost packed my $50 bottle of Blanton's until my wife knocked some sense into me (or more sense than absolutely none).

Just fill your flask up before you leave

I've got the funnel for the flask if you need to borrow.

I got my own now...THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Does that mean I shouldn't bring a bottle of something on Thursday?

No def. bring a bottle of something. We can drink it together in front of Mark.

Your all heart.

I meant to say "thanks from the bottom of my heart, for the kind & generous gesture, even though I didn't end up needing it"

stupid internet...you can never tell what someone's actually saying

im not gona ask the liquid...

Fill's just fantasizing again...leave him be.

Gross! Fill your a pervert!

any port in a storm

Thats your come back?

What? you thought I was gonna argue?

I was hopeing..its a slow day here at work...

I thought it was gonna be one of his standard comebacks like "smooth move exlax" or "nice play shakespeare"

How many times a night you think he says that? My guess would be around 10,000.

He says it at least 10,000 times a day when he's around us, and I think he even tones it down a bit cause we make fun of him about it.

this is true, but as another factor. He doesnt have us around doing stupid things that need to be noted by either of his phrases...

Good point, so I think we can safely say that he uses those phrases right around 10,000 times per day.

Im currently work on a scientific equation to help us solve this quandry. Will know the exact answer shortly...

then we can figure exactly how many times he's muttered the phrases since we've begun this discussion.

Actually, it was more like:

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you guys are abusing that privilege

Well its quite simple exactly when we look at it Mark. We have our subjects and our variables.

Subjects Variables

Fill= hh Stupidty = S
Mark= K Drinking= E
Matt= R talking= A
Smoking= P


HKR=SAEP

But we drink a lot so we add 2 more “E” to the equation and were very stupid 1 “S” added.


HKR= SAESPEE

As logic has it by adding that much more drinking talking increases 1 more “A”

HKR= SAESPEAE

The smoking variable will remain the same do to the fact that we smoke the same amount regardless of the rest of the experiment.

HKR= SAESPEAE

Now that all the variables are in place, we need to add our subjects. Fill didn’t object to the “confused” jokes we made at him early so im a little nervous about bringing him completely in the experiment. I think at this time I will down grade him to 2 lower case letters hh.

Making our new equation

hhKR= SAESPEAE

And with all members added

h=ShAKESPEARE

hmmm very interesting indeed. I guess that explains a lot….

you are a small-minded orgy of indignity

You sniff your armpits for fun.

you are a raving toilet elf and pile of predestined failure