A dangerous criminal breaks out of gaol, late at night he enters a house and disturbs the owner and his wife, naked in bed. After a terrible fight the bad guy subdues the husband and ties him to a chair then goes over to the wife and appears to kiss her neck and then goes to the bathroom. the husband takes this chance to appeal to his missus... look, he says, this guy is very dangerous, there's no telling what he might do to us and it's obvious that he fancies you, so whatever he wants, let him do it,anything,anything, I promise I won't hold it against you and remember this...I love you honey.The wife replies..he did'nt kiss my neck,he whispered in my ear, he said he was gay and that he thought you were cute..and was there any vasoline in the bathroom....and I love you too honey!!!
