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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.




Took a girl home after a date and I asked if I could come in for a coffee. She said OK but to be very quiet as her parents were in bed and her dad would be mad if he found me in the house. We went in and I asked to use the bathroom. She said that I couldn't use the one downstairs as the dog was sleeping nearby and he would bark at a stranger. She said I couldn't use the upstairs one as I would wake her dad. She said "why don't you use the kitchen sink". "if that's ok with then I will" I said.

A few minutes later she said "have you finished ?"."nearly" I said, "where's the kitchen roll?"

If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.