Gotta love Steven Wright! Ever heard of Emo Phillips? One of my favorite Emo routines:
"The other day I was hanging floss out to dry when I see someone coming down the sidewalk and I say to myself 'My God, that's Jimmy Peterson! I haven't seen him since second grade!' So I run up to him and start pounding him on the back saying 'Hey Jimmy, you moron, you old drunken reprobate!' and he falls to the sidewalk and starts screaming 'Mommy, mommy!' and I think 'Wait a second...if that's Jimmy Peterson, he would have grown up too..'"
