Ok here we go,,,
2 lets say Slobovians (is there a Slobovia?) are visiting Egypt. They decide to go a bit native, and rent a camel to do some sight seeing . But their buget will only allow them to rent one camel.
After passing through a small village, one Slobovian jumps off runs behind the camel, lifts its tail studying the animals hind end.
The other Slobovian shouts down "Yackoff.. what are you looking for?"
Yankoff replies "Didnt you hear that villager shouting..HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THAT,, A CAMEL WITH 2 A*SH*L*S".
