If Red were here it would go somthin' like this.
"To make your own dry cell battery first you have to duct tape a drill bit to the hub of your van 'cause last time you used the drill you cussed and tossed the chuck key into the lake. Then get the van up on a jack and put it in gear. Then hold the battery up to the drill bit and drain the stuff out of it. Now you have a dry cell battery. Next thing you need is 12 rolls of duct tape. Get a few winds around the frame and lay the battery on top of it and keep wrapping it. Once you get 10 rolls on it then grab a knife and try to find the terminals that you forgot to connect to before you taped the battery under the frame..."
HA HA
