Jack, I'm getting you a dozen glow in the dark plastic Jesuses for your headlight bucket. Bungee 'em on there like a radial airplane engine.

I was on the way home yesterday from a military funeral in Fishkill, and at a stop light, a truck to my left was making a right turn. The idiot behind the truck blew through the red light about 3 full seconds into my green. I was a bit logy from standing a flag line in the 90 degree heat, and having just finished three very large slices of pizza pie, and so was very slow off the line. Had I launched at first green...

Just another day on a motorsicle