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Top 10 Things Men Want from Women:
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You can probably guess. 
This guy comes home at the end of a hard day at work. His beautiful lady greets him at the door with an ice cold beer, wearing her loveliest negligee, and holding some silken cords.
"Baby," she purrs, "You can tie me up and then do whatever you want."
So, he enjoys his beer, ties her up....and goes off for a ride on his Triumph.
If he did the tying right shed still be there when he got back. 
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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