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Top 10 Things Men Want from Women:
1.
You can probably guess. 
This guy comes home at the end of a hard day at work. His beautiful lady greets him at the door with an ice cold beer, wearing her loveliest negligee, and holding some silken cords.
"Baby," she purrs, "You can tie me up and then do whatever you want."
So, he enjoys his beer, ties her up....and goes off for a ride on his Triumph.
"Let your soul shine,
It's better than sunshine,
It's better than moonshine,
****** sure better than rain."
-ABB
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