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Imagine if you will that people from far away lands such as Japan, Italy, Baravia, and Milwaukee visited this forum. I believe they might go away with this impession of our bikes.
- AI system must be ripped out
- Handlebars are too wide, too far away, too low
- Seat sucks and must be carved, added to, taken away from, thrown away and replaced
- Mirror are round and that's bad
- Shock absorbers stink
- Chain guard is suspect and lethal
- Console lights are to dim
- No center stand
- Bridgestone tires are the worst made and should be replaced
- Fork springs are horrible
- Exhaust sounds like a Singer sewing machine and must be altered or replaced
- An engine that only produced 5? hp (a fact that only reveals itself after purchase) and must be bored out to 350ci in order to operate as a mid- sized cruiser.
But thats all right Bunky, because it's a....
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All these things happen to other motcycles as well.  l
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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I've been thinking about replacing my big round mirrors and my big orange pumpkins, but I think they're starting to grow on me.
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I imagine that the "visitors" are impressed that every rider sets up their bike to suit their own personality and physical needs and doesn't just go with the herd.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
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Kinda reminds me of the 60s. Conform to the custom look everybody else has.
Corbin, small signals, louder pipes, Kuryakyn grips and pegs, AI, K&N, re-jeting, different mirrors. There is a basic theme he is hitting on.
I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.
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I've been thinking about replacing my big round mirrors and my big orange pumpkins, but I think they're starting to grow on me.
Well ya know, a good dermatologist can have those removed for ya there, Benny!  ________
Yeah! I hear ya Al. But I've never yet ridden the "perfect motorcycle" in all my 40 years of riding either. My feeling is kind of similar to yours, though. The basic design of all the Bonnie variations is extremely solid, only to be let down a little by a few quirks.(mostly in what's attached to that extremely solid design like suspension units and such)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I imagine that just about every website for every model and brand has a different list of common concerns and modifications.
Stewart
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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But thats all right Bunky, because it's a....
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Glad you warned me I will never purchase on of those bikes 
The invisible One
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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What was I thinking? I shoulda bought a Harley. They're perfect right out of the box.
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What was I thinking? I shoulda bought a Harley. They're perfect right out of the box.

Stewart
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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notice almost all of these have to do with personal choice, none have anything to do with mechanical issues. i know of other sites where almost all they talk about is mech. issues and very little about comfort issues. 
ENJOY!!!!! NEWT!!!!!
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No no no you've gone over the cliff in your thinking.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Isn't that what dropping $18-20k on a Harley is like? Going over a (financial) cliff?
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- Definitely remove the AI -Had risers, went back to oem on my SM -Still on my stock seat and commute 80 miles and do full day rides -Never understood why someone would put square mirrors on a bike when everything else is round -Shock are bad but I live with it -Keep it tight -Definitely dim but I do not really use them -Belt conversion -SM with Metzlers -Same as shocks -Well the motor sounds like a sewing machine and the modified exhaust hides it -Power to weight is fine for a cruiser... unless you need to go on a diet  However you look at it it's all right 
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Isn't that what dropping $18-20k on a Harley is like? Going over a (financial) cliff?
The open pipes giving me a headache from across the street as I type are on a $30k HD.
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You know, I've done a lot of things in my life but buying a Harley is not one of them. It is a thrill that has eluded me.
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I like the mickey mouse ear mirrors and the big orange pumkins. although I may move the pumpkins someday.And maybe I'm a hard a** but I have no complaints about the seat either.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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Well, lemme see..... I like the round mirrors. Had round ones on the Velocette, '49 Triumph, '39 HD flathead and '57 Panhead. The AI doesn't count. It's a gummint mandat6ed thing and must be removed for the sake of freedom for the masses. I like the stock seat so much I put one very much like it on my Night Train. Ford would agree about Bridgestone considering the millions they cost them. I don't have any issues with the suspension. Had a centerstand on the Velocette and hardly ever used it. Had a couple of Bummers that had to be on the centerstand because they come with macaroni sidestands. After those, I don't even want a centerstand. I have enough power to get a speeding ticket anywhere in this country except Bonneville. Except for some of those cheap tincan imports, it is mandatory to modify motorcycle engines. That's how you can tell the real bikers from the wannabes.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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I am sure all the other forums for otehr bikes just might sound very similar, a dozen or so things that must be upgraded or changed, when in reality they really don't (and especially with our bikes they don't.. except maybe for yanking the AI).
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... and the blasted thing requires fuel, too. What a heap!
2002 Bandit 1200/ GSXR cams/ 1277 BB Kit/ Holeshot header and can/ 38mm flatslides/ a good head/lotsa hp/lotsa tq- lots of rear tires...
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