Back in my Army days, we had a saying:

"Only 2 things fall from the sky, Bird sh*t and fools".

Now granted that was the classic reponse when they came looking for voluteers to go to jump shcool. (no offence to any Rangers or Paratroopers past or present who may be memebers).

But I guess there is a big difference between military and sport jumping. Maybe if I was 20 years younger I'd try sport jumping, Then again maybe I wouldn't

The percentage you're paying is too high-priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams