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People who think their basic rights impose an obligation on their neighbors to do more than simply tolerate them.
Now, now Larry! Is THAT really a very christian attitude to hold, my friend? I THOUGHT we were supposed to LOVE one another, dude???!!! 
(Hey...I'm JUST sayin'........) 
(and here we GO!!!!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Well Jack let me help you...it goes like this:
There were a whole lot of a holes at the Harley meet.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
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The fact that I know the difference between a hole and a whole and 40% of US high school students don't.
The fact that I have a really good joke explaining the differences between the two and I can't make it with out incurring the wrath of the moderators.
Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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Online chess players who only move once a day. 
if life gives you lemons keep them because hey,free lemons.
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The fact that I know the difference between a hole and a whole and 40% of US high school students don't.
The fact that I have a really good joke explaining the differences between the two and I can't make it with out incurring the wrath of the moderators.
Yep! Doesn't that fact ALONE kind'a irritate ya there, Tim?! 
But, I say why just pick on high school kids here?!
Your..ahem...YOU'RE completely forgeting about the multitude of adults(and I'm not pointin' fingers here...MUCH) who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", and few other little grammatical errors.
(five'll get ya ten that within the next 3 hours SOMEBODY around here will say that they're...Hey, there's another one..."they're", "their" and "there"....ahem....irritated by smarta**es who correct other peoples' grammar and spelling....wanna...err...want to bet, anybody?)
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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The fact that I know the difference between a hole and a whole and 40% of US high school students don't.
The fact that I have a really good joke explaining the differences between the two and I can't make it with out incurring the wrath of the moderators.
Yep! Doesn't that fact ALONE kind'a irritate ya there, Tim?!
But, I say why just pick on high school kids here?!
Your..ahem...YOU'RE completely forgeting about the multitude of adults(and I'm not pointin' fingers here...MUCH) who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", and few other little grammatical errors.
(five'll get ya ten that within the next 3 hours SOMEBODY around here will say that their...Hey, there's another one..."their" and "there"....ahem....irritated by smarta**es who correct other peoples' grammar and spelling....wanna...err...want to bet, anybody?)
Is smarta** two (too, to) words? ahh isn't English a wounderful toungue? No wonder half the population refuses to speak it.
One more scotch and water and I'm off to bed.
The percentage you're paying is too high-priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
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Here's a great poem on the proofreading...
The Title is actually "The impotence of poofreading"
Has this ever happened to you?
You work very horde on a paper for English clash
And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)
and all because you are the word¹s liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.
This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.
I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term
that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.
And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague,
because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,
I really need to be challenged, challenged dentally.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo,
but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal collegue.
So I needed to improvement
or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison
(in Prison, New Jersey).
So I got myself a spell checker
and figured I was on Sleazy Street.
But there are several missed aches
that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word
your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only
you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling
your spell Chekhov might replace a word
with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch?
It only does what you tell it to douche.
You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going c1it, c1it, c1it.
It just goes to show you how embargo
one careless c1it of the mouth can be.
Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties
out loud to all of my assmates.
I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal.
It was the most humidifying experience of my life,
being laughed at pubically.
So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading,
the red penis your friend.
Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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'm a salesman. You know what really irritates me? Buyers. Of all types.
I was a salesman for a few years. Sold cars at a Ford Dealership.
Buyers are liars is what we used to say. And 75% of them were, and probably still are.
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Man, I hate soccer fans. What a bunch of annoying sissies.
I'm to f ing mad to type
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Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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Are we gonna have to fight FJ?
Let me put me Doc Martins on, and i'll be ready.
Youre going home in a %#@*ing abulance, do do do doo dodo
Youre gonna get your %$#*ing head kicked in, do do do doodoo do
Sorry, flashback to my youth. 
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Ooh my, dont know what came over me. Sorry everyone. Got a bit carried away there. You pad wearing football fans should be remember what kind of reputaion we soccer hooligans have before you go making sissie comments. Nah what i mean pal. 
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
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Nah, I'd bet Levi is a great salesman and not to be hated.
After all, he does ride a Triumph!
Gee, thanks Phil! Actually, I'm amazing, if I do say so myself. I'll sell you a new house any day! 
Not you fat Jesus!
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Cell phones is up there.Tail gaters,going down the freeway at 80+mph.People reading books,maps,etc. while driving.People on bikes  that snub other bikers not on there brand of bike.Photo radar  ,photo cameras at lights also-two communistic  things happing in Arizona,USA. People that drive with no insurance or license and are here in the USA, say without papers  .
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Ooh my, dont know what came over me.
Sorry everyone. Got a bit carried away there.
You pad wearing football fans should be remember what kind of reputaion we soccer hooligans have before you go making sissie comments. Nah what i mean pal.
Hey, pipe down, fruitcake. 
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What irritates me? People who just sit at stop signs, waiting to make a right-on-red, entering the road from a parking lot, JUST GO! THERE'S NOBODY COMING! JUST GO! ARRGH! 
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It depends on my mood. Somedays everything really loud base music from another car.
You need to come on over to SA. We have these mini taxi cabs that have these humongous sound systems. You will be sitting in your office and one will ride past. The bass is so loud that even in your office it actually hurts the ears.
Man how I hate these taxies 
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There's more: The phrase, "Take it to the next level." Anyone who says they give more than 100%, and doesn't realize it's not possible.  Anyone who drives a Ferrari,or other exotic, like they're in a funeral procession. YOU'RE IN A FERRARI, USE IT! Huge SUV and truck drivers that limp over speed bumps at 1mph, YOU'RE IN A TRUCK, HIT THE BUMP ALREADY!There's more, but I should go for a ride, instead of ranting.
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Going to the beach and there is a guy with his girlfriend/wife who is wearing the smallest of small g-strings and he getS upset when other guys look. IF YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK DON’T LET HER WEAR NOTHING ON THE BEACH
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Blaming your own emotional immaturity lack of personal control (getting mad, irritated, or upset) on someone else's action. YOU, bubba, are responsible for how you feel and react. the other person may be a bone head, but your emotion is your responsibility....
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Politicians Acceptance of the lack of parenting in the good old USA Stupidity Political correctness Illegal Aliens People who beleive our Bill of Rights absolves them of responsibility for their actions People without any sense of responsibility at all Man, I could go on for hours!
'07 America
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Threads about what irritates you.  Soren
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the fact that it is sunny and nice all day while i am at work and the minute i get home it starts to storm and dont let up untill late. and around here thats been the story every day!!!!!
ENJOY!!!!! NEWT!!!!!
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Buyers are liars is what we used to say. And 75% of them were, and probably still are.
Everybody lies. (says House)
Pot-smoking anarchist hippies irritate me. And recruiters. Which sucks cause I work with a bunch of them, and apparently I'm supposed to be one myself?
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sand
Gets everywhere, don't it?
What irritates me?
Anything, everything and everyone in lesser or greater degrees.
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Loose shopping carts in parking lots. 
Is it REALLY that difficult to take the cart to the little corral??? When did this phenom start???
Aaaaaagh I hate this one
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People who have "Disabled" stickers in their cars so they can park in the reserved parking areas in parking lots. When it is obvoious to everyone in the world that there is not a thing wrong with them other than being bone idled lazy barstewards.
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The fact that I know the difference between a hole and a whole and 40% of US high school students don't.
The fact that I have a really good joke explaining the differences between the two and I can't make it with out incurring the wrath of the moderators.
Yep! Doesn't that fact ALONE kind'a irritate ya there, Tim?!
But, I say why just pick on high school kids here?!
Your..ahem...YOU'RE completely forgeting about the multitude of adults(and I'm not pointin' fingers here...MUCH) who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", and few other little grammatical errors.
(five'll get ya ten that within the next 3 hours SOMEBODY around here will say that their...Hey, there's another one..."their" and "there"....ahem....irritated by smarta**es who correct other peoples' grammar and spelling....wanna...err...want to bet, anybody?)
Is smarta** two (too, to) words? ahh isn't English a wounderful toungue? No wonder half the population refuses to speak it.
One more scotch and water and I'm off to bed.
I put a hole Jaffe cake in a deep whole. 
(I know it's reversed)
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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My "EFT" up back
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The fact that I know the difference between a hole and a whole and 40% of US high school students don't.
The fact that I have a really good joke explaining the differences between the two and I can't make it with out incurring the wrath of the moderators.
Yep! Doesn't that fact ALONE kind'a irritate ya there, Tim?!
But, I say why just pick on high school kids here?!
Your..ahem...YOU'RE completely forgeting about the multitude of adults(and I'm not pointin' fingers here...MUCH) who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", and few other little grammatical errors.
(five'll get ya ten that within the next 3 hours SOMEBODY around here will say that their...Hey, there's another one..."their" and "there"....ahem....irritated by smarta**es who correct other peoples' grammar and spelling....wanna...err...want to bet, anybody?)
Is smarta** two (too, to) words? ahh isn't English a wounderful toungue? No wonder half the population refuses to speak it.
One more scotch and water and I'm off to bed.
Yes as a matter of fact it does.I know my spelling at times isn't the best but I do know the language. Our daughter is learning disabled but you would never know it if you spoke with her unless annoying counts. The school told us her whole sr. year that she didn't have enough credits to graduate. Then about a month before graduation they told us.."oh, We made a mistake. Due to her IEP she can graduate now.". She got a HS diploma and can't read an analog clock or make change for a dollar!! A FRIGGIN DIPLOMA! and I mean literally if I ask her what she owes me back out of $2 if I owe her $1.80 she literally can't tell me!
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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The phrase " back and forth " , ponder on this , O Pondering Ponderers , how can one go BACK without having first gone FORTH ? It should read " FORTH and BACK . I gotta go , I've been going back and forth all morning , have an order for 1500 JAFFA CAKES with WHOLES in them .
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For years I've entertained the idea of mounting a 4'X 8' sheet of plywood below the "Welcome to Montana" signs and lettering "Turn Signals Optional" below it. That, and when you're going down the 4 lane highway, somebody passes and they feel the need to cut back into the right hand lane when they've just cleared your front bumper. And there's not another vehicle in sight . jh
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I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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The phrase " back and forth " , ponder on this , O Pondering Ponderers , how can one go BACK without having first gone FORTH ? It should read " FORTH and BACK....
Yeah! And if somebody can explain that to ya, Wade, send 'em over here so they can tell me why the phrase, "Head over heels", which as far as I can tell is a normal, everyday, and basically unemotional position to find oneself, has come to mean what it has?!
Shouldn't that REALLY be..."Heels over HEAD"???!!! 
I gotta here...ahem....HEAR this explanation, Dude!
(your...ahem...YOU'RE right Jack...this IS a "wonderful language", ain't....AHEM...ISN'T IT?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Exact same and any other redundancy of that nature! It's either exact or it's the same. Double negatives drive me nuts too like there isn't no ice cream. If there isn't no ice cream what you are actually saying is that there is ice cream.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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YEAH!!! You tell 'em, Ian! I ain't got no love for people like that TOO!!!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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