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Having some Newcastle after an evening of furniture shopping.... Cheers brothers!!
Try drinking before furniture shopping...makes the whole experience much more bearable...
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A biker, a preist and a dentist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
 That is funny!!
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Hey Mark, last night at the grocery store out here they had buy one get one free 12packs of Victory Brewing sampler. Guess where were going Friday...
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... Guess where were going Friday...
I don't know ...here maybe..
THE VOICE OF REASON
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perhaps here.... 
THE VOICE OF REASON
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Hey Mark, last night at the grocery store out here they had buy one get one free 12packs of Victory Brewing sampler. Guess where were going Friday...
Did you stock up...they better not run out or I'm gonna be sad 
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Cigareetes n Whusky And wild wild Woman. they will drive you crazy, they will drive you insane.
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The piano has been drinking...and the barstools are all on fire.
And all the newspapers were just fooling...and the ashtrays have retired.
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Matt, wow, five days for that moment of wisdom!!! Well worth the wait  ... Or is that the new James Bond film... or just a bump to get the thread back up and going again... either way, I love ya, man!!!....ride safe...Gordon
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that will be us in a few more days
we should do this every weekend!
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words of wisdom..you my friend might be the first 2ever call anything i say that. Just drunk n trying not to ruin others threads. love u 2 buddy.
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Obsveration: Work really has a way of taking the fun outa being drunk. 
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And being drunk has a way of putting some fun into work 
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Here's the best of both: Drink at work!!
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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That was perfect, Phil!!! (my guess is that that guy is Steve Carell's younger brother)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I've had a beer at a job interview before and got the job. Boss said ok to drink on the clock as long as i didn't get smashed. Sure made it so much easier to get wasted after work.
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
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My boss actually told me that I should drink at work!
I'm currently in...um...what you might call "sales" (in the Army no less...think about it you'll get it), and since I'm normally a fairly introverted person and not big on gabbing to strangers, my boss/trainer asked me if I talk more when I'm drinking. I said yes, and he said "well you need to drink at work then!"
Now if I could just get that in writing.....
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Please e-mail me a job application.
I think I'm more than qualified!
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Please e-mail me a job application.
I think I'm more than qualified!
Uncle Charlie
How about a link?
http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/recruiter/Index.htm
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"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Last edited by Mlessard; 10/02/2007 9:51 AM.
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lets******** and get drunk. Anyone ready to throw everything they have away and just ride?
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Why do people read books in bars? It's kinda like going to the moon to arm wrestle.
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They want to look smart, they think it'll help them get laid...
Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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I have never seen that done - books in bars? What kinda bars are you hanging out in ? 
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I think its kinda like a stunt man mike thing (ya know from Death Proof) goes to the bar for the at-mis-fear but doesnt actaully drink.
I always see this guy doing a crossword puzzle in a poorly lit bar, with drunkards that can hardly pronunce their own names...
jus dont make no sense to me.
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why would you go into a bar and not drink? almost as bad as not drinking the free booze in church...
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I agree. I tried to light the guys newspaper on fire once.
Wait you mean people go to church for other reasons besides the free wine and the crackers?
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i think it would be better if they'd give you some cheese for the wine & crackers...ya know...for the sophisticated types
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Wait you mean people go to church for other reasons besides the free wine and the crackers?
I heard it's a good place to pick up chicks, I've heard they are very trusting there
Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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nah...doesn't work out that well
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yeah they want to get married before they put out.
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i've never had prematiral sex...I've planned on marrying them...
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well there goes my plans for the weekend, I guess I'll just have to drink heavily...
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Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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i've never had prematiral sex...I've planned on marrying them...
enter premature ejucaltion joke here.
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that's not a joking matter
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kinda like alcoholism...it's the only disease you'll get yelled at for having
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