My boss actually told me that I should drink at work!
I'm currently in...um...what you might call "sales" (in the Army no less...think about it you'll get it), and since I'm normally a fairly introverted person and not big on gabbing to strangers, my boss/trainer asked me if I talk more when I'm drinking. I said yes, and he said "well you need to drink at work then!" Now if I could just get that in writing.....
