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I'm not worried, I've heard em all and if I didn't have a good sense of humor about it I wouldn't have any basis for teasing other poeple.
Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Hey you two!!! Didn't you get the boss's memo???!!!
Making fun of mimes(unless they're french of course) is not acceptable anymore!!!
(effective on the day after 9/10.....of last year)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Actually Dwight, the guy who used to bring me my memos got real drunk and ended up getting eating by a bear. I can only presume that the memo was in his pocket at that time...
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I wonder if the bear got drunk after eating your messenger...
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Well the messagner wasnt the best looking...Im presuming the bear was drinking before.... This is one of the last known pics of the poor lad. 
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Wait a minute Matt!!!!
Now I'm REALLY confused!!!
FIRST...the czech was in the male, and NOW you're tellin' me "the mail was in the czech which was in the male????
Hey! I say you better get yourself maybe some philippino dude to start movin' those interoffice memos around your place of business!!!
(let's see somebody do something with THAT reference...I DARE 'em!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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OK Matt....now your guilty of causing alchohol abuse...and my nose hurts from the carbonation! I will, howerver, print that picture to keep the Jehovah Witness away from the house!  I guess it's time to switch to scotch...the beer still hurts my nose. later, Tom.
But, what do I know?
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AHHHHHH! What the heck is THAT, Matt???  And WHY are you tryin' to scare the crap out o' me here????? (I'd a' asked WHO it was, but I ain't so sure that whatever it is, is HUMAN!!!) Wait a minute! It IS kind'a hard to tell without that thing pictured holding a HAMMER, but I THINK I know what it...err...WHO that is afterall. (never mind)
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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That bear must have been drunk to even go near that guy. Especially since they figured that the guy got naked before the bear ate him.
And it must have been really full after eating him too...
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Dwight, Thats the FILL-apino guy that used to carry around my memos! 
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"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Hey Mark AND Matt! Do me a favor, will ya???? In the future PLEASE refrain from ever using the words "naked" or even "bear"('cuz it's too close to the word "bare"...and THEN post a picture of PHIL on the same thread...OKAY???!!!  (weak stomach here, ya know)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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You sure that's not after the bear got him?
John
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Oh, another funny guy, eh?  Youse guys...., don't force me to wield THIS: 
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Dwight, Thats the FILL-apino guy that used to carry around my memos!
I should'a known better than to challenge Matt with that dare about that "philippino" thing!!!
That picture must'a took at least 3 years off my life expectancy!!!
(note to self: watch your choice of words and WHO you dare to do stuff in the future)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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AHHHH!!! Not the animated hammer! Anything but that!! 
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Why is it that he's always whipping out someone else's hammer?
John
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Yeah! And I hear he never returns any of those tools he borrows from other people EITHER!!!
(source: Friar John told me that there's been an empty spot on his garage's pegboard for a long time now)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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WATCH OUT! He might try to smack you in the face with someone elses tool!
Ok im done, ill be good...
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Im nota chicken, Im just trying to keep FJ's tool off my face.
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Okay, in that case, seeing as how our east coast affiliates appear to be signing off, we now take you to our west coast feed!
(and I don't mean CHICKEN feed here!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Ok, 2 giant steps back. If this thread gets locked then im gona have to go back to my normal banter in real threads.
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Okay, in that case, seeing as how our east coast affiliates appear to be signing off, we now take you to our west coast feed!
(and I don't mean CHICKEN feed here!!!)
(Enter bad joke drum roll here)
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and we all know how everyone enjoys when we do that!
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note to self: watch your choice of words and WHO you dare to do stuff in the future
And who has a camera when you are three sheets to the wind! 
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Geez where you been all afternoon?
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probably drinking.... where we should be
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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note to self: watch your choice of words and WHO you dare to do stuff in the future
And who has a camera when you are three sheets to the wind!
you're welcome!
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nah...i had some work to do...i'm leaving very soon to start though
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probably drinking.... where we should be
aint that the truth...
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notice I am not pulling out you and your (a-hem) friend's pics
some people play fair....
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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are you talking to me or to him?
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EEH! You're just jealous that I alone have the guts to challenge the "Powers That B.......OUCH!
HEY! WATCH IT WITH THAT FRIGGIN'(borrowed) HAMMER THERE PHIL!!!!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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notice I am not pulling out
Dang man...you're messed up!
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kinda, more jealous that you have a glass of scotch in your hand...
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i gotta pick up some bourbon on the way home from work today...
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notice I am not pulling out
Dang man...you're messed up!
Come on Fill remember family website!
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Guess the omnipotent can do whatever they want around here, huh?
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When Austin Nichols rides on your motorbike with you do you make him wear a helemet??
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