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The Matt and Mark show #195419 08/23/2007 9:28 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,960 Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada wojo OP Loquacious OP wojo Loquacious Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,960 Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada Well since these two have hijacked two threads already this morning I thought I would just give them their own thread where they could shoot one liners back and forth. Now everyone is allowed to join in because that just encourages these two. I'll start. Two drunks walk into a bar....... John Like a dog on a car ride with my tongue in the wind

Re: The Matt and Mark show wojo #195420 08/23/2007 9:29 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky I fall down. Great idea wojo!

Re: The Matt and Mark show wojo #195421 08/23/2007 9:30 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 977 Likes: 1 Lawrenceville, Georgia lynchphoto 3/4 Throttle lynchphoto 3/4 Throttle Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 977 Likes: 1 Lawrenceville, Georgia Two drunks walk into a bar....... and one drunk has a monkey on his head.....

Re: The Matt and Mark show wojo #195422 08/23/2007 9:31 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,223 Lake Placid, Fl. bonnyusa Big Bore bonnyusa Big Bore Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,223 Lake Placid, Fl. Quote: Two drunks walk into a bar....... ....and everyone shouts 'Hey, it's the yutes!!!' "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein

Re: The Matt and Mark show lynchphoto #195423 08/23/2007 9:31 AM Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,606 Likes: 2 NH RobBA05 Loquacious RobBA05 Loquacious Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,606 Likes: 2 NH the other one ducks THE VOICE OF REASON per: Stewart AF&AM/Shriner/Scoutmaster 130/45 TBS 2shim SS Uni 18/42

Re: The Matt and Mark show wojo #195424 08/23/2007 9:38 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 18,825 East Helena, Montana FriarJohn "Lighten up, Francis." FriarJohn "Lighten up, Francis." Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 18,825 East Helena, Montana Quote: Two drunks walk into a bar....... Yota and, who? BA.com Caretaker | Friarsride | jb.com

Re: The Matt and Mark show FriarJohn #195425 08/23/2007 9:42 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN What kind of bar...I like pubs Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show lynchphoto #195426 08/23/2007 9:42 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,541 Cleveland, Tennessee Arsenalfan Loquacious Arsenalfan Loquacious Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,541 Cleveland, Tennessee Quote: and one drunk has a monkey on his head..... The other orders a Babysham with a cherry Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able Seller of fine automobiles. Jaguar, Land Rover, Porsche of Chattanooga 423-424-4000

Re: The Matt and Mark show Arsenalfan #195427 08/23/2007 9:44 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN Babysham? Sounds kinds girly...can I have a Wild Turkey instead? Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195428 08/23/2007 9:44 AM Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,606 Likes: 2 NH RobBA05 Loquacious RobBA05 Loquacious Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,606 Likes: 2 NH or bars...or campers...or lawn chairs...or parking lots...or drive ways...or...well...really any place as long as the booze is flowin THE VOICE OF REASON per: Stewart AF&AM/Shriner/Scoutmaster 130/45 TBS 2shim SS Uni 18/42

Re: The Matt and Mark show Arsenalfan #195429 08/23/2007 9:46 AM Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,463 Bristol UK. GinaS Loquacious GinaS Loquacious Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,463 Bristol UK. Quote: Quote: and one drunk has a monkey on his head..... The other orders a Babysham with a cherry Every so often I like a Babysham....but it must be with the cherry. It's just not the same without. And yeah...it's incredably girlie. Gina 03 America - Pretty stock - except the TBS wheel... 06 America - missing, presumed in bits. With it's TBS wheel... 09 America - It's very blue....

Re: The Matt and Mark show RobBA05 #195430 08/23/2007 9:48 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN Quote: really any place as long as the booze is flowin You do have a solid point there Rob...I like booze. Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195431 08/23/2007 9:56 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky dont forget the cigs!

Re: The Matt and Mark show Mlessard #195432 08/23/2007 9:57 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN Yessss...I'm thinking about rolling my own now...you're onto something there Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195433 08/23/2007 9:58 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky to much work when your drinking I make the full conversion to non-filter.

Re: The Matt and Mark show Mlessard #195434 08/23/2007 10:00 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN but all the work keeps you from smoking 2 packs in a night... Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195435 08/23/2007 10:01 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky who us? weve never done that before.... Good Point.

Re: The Matt and Mark show Mlessard #195436 08/23/2007 10:03 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN So back to Gordon's post...why did you have a monkey on your head? Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195437 08/23/2007 10:05 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Why the heck wouldent I? Were in a pub.

Re: The Matt and Mark show Mlessard #195438 08/23/2007 10:07 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN hmmmm...I thought proper etiquette was a parrot on your shoulder in a pub, and a monkey on your head in a dive bar Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195439 08/23/2007 10:08 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky ahh they all serve drinks...

Re: The Matt and Mark show Mlessard #195440 08/23/2007 10:33 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Hey Mark how did you find the sheep in the tall grass?

Re: The Matt and Mark show Mlessard #195441 08/23/2007 10:47 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN very satisfying Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195442 08/23/2007 10:56 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN What's the difference between erotic & kinky? Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195443 08/23/2007 10:59 AM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Erotic is when you use a feather kinky is when you use the whole chicken... Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair??

Re: The Matt and Mark show Mlessard #195444 08/23/2007 11:04 AM Joined: May 2007 Posts: 5,068 Likes: 1 North Ga . USA Wade Saddle Sore Wade Saddle Sore Joined: May 2007 Posts: 5,068 Likes: 1 North Ga . USA Quote: Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?? To save up to 15 % on their car insurance by switching to Geico ? 2005 Model . Two Fast Eddy stickers , a bell and a clock . She's Lola . She tinkles and keeps time . http://s649.photobucket.com/albums/uu211/britbike05/

Re: The Matt and Mark show Mlessard #195445 08/23/2007 11:04 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN When they dragged them around by their feet, they filled up with dirt. What's the difference btwn a circus & a woman's choir? Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195446 08/23/2007 11:14 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,223 Lake Placid, Fl. bonnyusa Big Bore bonnyusa Big Bore Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,223 Lake Placid, Fl. easy now boys....... "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein

Re: The Matt and Mark show bonnyusa #195447 08/23/2007 11:14 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN ok...don't answer that last one then Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195448 08/23/2007 11:41 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,960 Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada wojo OP Loquacious OP wojo Loquacious Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,960 Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada Just because you guys are the only ones talking doesn't mean the adults aren't listening. John Like a dog on a car ride with my tongue in the wind

Re: The Matt and Mark show wojo #195449 08/23/2007 11:45 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN oh yeah...there ARE adults here, who'd have thunk it? Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show wojo #195450 08/23/2007 11:54 AM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 977 Likes: 1 Lawrenceville, Georgia lynchphoto 3/4 Throttle lynchphoto 3/4 Throttle Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 977 Likes: 1 Lawrenceville, Georgia John ,you started it... so quit yelling at the kids or I'll tell mommy... gosh...big brothers, geez.... You know I love ya mi amigo...ride safe...Gordon

Re: The Matt and Mark show lynchphoto #195451 08/23/2007 1:49 PM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,960 Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada wojo OP Loquacious OP wojo Loquacious Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,960 Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada Who's yelling? I'm just trying to make sure they don't get into trouble but can still have fun. John Like a dog on a car ride with my tongue in the wind

Re: The Matt and Mark show wojo #195452 08/23/2007 1:52 PM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 670 Satellite Beach, Fl. panman60 Adjunct panman60 Adjunct Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 670 Satellite Beach, Fl. And I thought I didn't have anything better to do..... later, Tom. But, what do I know?

Re: The Matt and Mark show wojo #195453 08/23/2007 1:53 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Wojo getting into trouble IS fun.

Re: The Matt and Mark show panman60 #195454 08/23/2007 1:56 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Mlessard Oil Expert Mlessard Oil Expert Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,047 Northern, Kentucky Tom your lucky your out of slapping distance!

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195455 08/23/2007 2:02 PM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 11,124 Likes: 13 Merritt Island, Fl moe Should be Riding moe Should be Riding Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 11,124 Likes: 13 Merritt Island, Fl Playing with the language again are you? A circus is a cu**ing array of st***s. Last edited by moe; 08/23/2007 2:06 PM. Blowing gravel off rural roads

Re: The Matt and Mark show moe #195456 08/23/2007 2:10 PM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN LitzerSki Loquacious LitzerSki Loquacious Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,017 Indianapolis, IN haha (or ahah) I was thinking along the lines of a circus has elephants and clowns and stuff, where a women's choir has ladies singing...where's you're mind today, Jim? Mark

Re: The Matt and Mark show LitzerSki #195457 08/23/2007 2:47 PM Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 20,096 Likes: 2 Sedona, Arizona Dwight Fe Butt Dwight Fe Butt Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 20,096 Likes: 2 Sedona, Arizona Isn't morning drive-time radio fun, folks? (why do I have the feeling that in order to get the REAL punchline to Mark's circus/women's choir joke here, these two will have to go the Howard Stern route and go satelite???) Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)

Re: The Matt and Mark show Dwight #195458 08/23/2007 3:14 PM Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 11,124 Likes: 13 Merritt Island, Fl moe Should be Riding moe Should be Riding Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 11,124 Likes: 13 Merritt Island, Fl nn & unt Blowing gravel off rural roads