Yeah?! You guys think you've got it bad???!!!
Just last month, I was ridin' the BA down Hollywood Blvd, and right around where Grauman's Chinese Theatre is, three hookers, two pimps, and a guy in a Spiderman outfit suddenly and without warning jumped off the curb and right out in front o' me!!!
But thanks to my skillful experience on these motorcycles (forty continuous years and counting), I only clipped one of the pimps, and only very mildly I might add!
Lucky for me his concealed 9mm semi-auto fell out of his waistband and onto the ground where he was momentarily unable to retrieve it, and I was able to continue my ride without further incident towards Santa Monica and the beautiful Pacific Ocean.
Last edited by Dwight; 08/22/2007 1:34 PM.
