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A Yamaha rider, a Harley rider and a Triumph rider stopped in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze, while touring the deserts of the Middle East. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!

However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Yamaha rider was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Yamaha rider had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Harley rider was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Harley rider out crying like a little girl.

The Triumph rider was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You own the greatest and most historic brand of motorcycle in the world. Triumph has built some of the best and most reliable motorcycles throughout history. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Triumph rider replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome, wise and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Harley rider to my back."

So wrong....but funny!

Yep, I'm still laughing...

As tough as Harley riders are, it would take 200 lashes to break through. I mean, some Harley riders have been known to put 4,000 miles a year on their bikes, can you imagine? Triumph riders are smart! We Ride!

WAIT A COTTON-PICKIN'-DANG-DARNEST MINUTE!!!!!
I've seen some of those Harley riders. They always look like the guy from The Village People!
You want HIM tied to your back???????

They want to stay at the YMCA ,They want to stay at the YMCA..A

come on , you know the song

Young man ... there's a place you can go, I said ...

NO NO I DON'T KNOW IT I DON'T KNOW IT!!

And what's more, nor can you prove I was doing the arm actions too!!

I figured youse guys could go in the corner over there and reminisce:

I know that's Phil in the hardhat, I just know it.

hm hm hmhmhmhmhmhm, I said hm hm hmhmhmhmhmhm

Did somebody say something about using one of those cushy rubbers to avoid slop in your rear end?


Will

Hey Phil! You're the Administrator of this here place, RIGHT?! Well then, don't forget....This ain't no party. This ain't no DISCO! This ain't no foolin' around!!!

(okay...well at least don't forget that middle one, ALRIGHT???!!!)

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Well then, don't forget....This ain't no party. This ain't no DISCO! This ain't no foolin' around!!! ........................well at least don't forget that middle one

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Hey, i dont mind a bit of disco. The Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever and all that, oh yeah! Now were are my white flares and stacked heals

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Okay Mark. I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that you're the guy second from the right in this here picture. Am I right?!

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Actually Dwight. I could tell you about a day when i was dressed in full leathers and walked into a "alternative lifestyle" pub in London.

But i think i will save that for another day

Brilliant laughed and the mrs came in asking what I was laughing at

Your secert is out Phil. No denying that's you in the hardhat 20 years ago. Y....M.C.A.!

John, I'd have to agree with you, but one question? What did you do with your cowboy outfit?

macho macho man i've got to be a macho man.great song for a bunch of

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Here we have six odd

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Don't we ever!!!

I need a smiley for "poking out my mind's eye."

Actually, lil'buddy, I'm The Skipper.

wow, thats the worse icku line ive ever heard.

icku?

Whatsamatter? Can't P?

no e silt beer all over my keyboard.