Hey redbike! As a fellow RED Bike owner, I'm SURE you can just imagine how much QUICKER those yellow bicycles would have disappeared had those city fathers there in Austin had them painted red INSTEAD!!! At LEAST ya gotta give 'em THAT, HUH???!!!
I KNOW you'll understand the desireability factors involved here my friend. It's those poor misguided owners of those black BAs and Speedies around here who just can't seem to understand this concept, ya know!

(hey...come to think of it, maybe those politicos there in Austin should'a had them there bicycles painted black instead, huh?! And then the streets of Austin would probably STILL be littered with those darn bicycles, HUH?!)

(Okay...We now return you to the "Righteous Indignation(and rightly so, I might add) Channel" and to our host..Cowboy!)