Hey Cowboy! Are you absolutely sure that this memo isn't just some kind o' belated "Day After March 31st Fool's Joke" or somethin', Dude???!!!


If it isn't, then that boss o' yours definately IS a moron!

(Hey...but don't feel alone there, kid! In my many years in the workforce I must have worked for literally SCORES of people like this!!!....thank God I'm retired now!!!)




Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)