Whats this world coming to, where people openly make fun of "The King". I'll have you all know Elvis is alive and well. I play cards with Him,Jimmy Hoffa and Emilia Erhart every Tuesday night. Well at least I have been since my head injury.

Is that the phone riging? Sombody answer the darn phone will ya? jeeze.

The percentage you're paying is too high-priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams