Elton John and his partner were driving their custom HUMMER through Hyde Park when a gunman jumped out and demanded their money. " We don't carry money dear" said Sir Elton, "We don't need to. We're as famous as the Royal Family and like them we get everyhing free". The gunman thinks for a moment and says "o.k give me all of your jewelry" . " We don't wear jewelry in the day dear" said Sir Elton," that's much too vulgar". The gunman thinks again. " OK, get out of the car he says. The two comply and the gunman drives off.
What happened to that £100,000 Rollex watch I gave you this morning to flaunt in the park" said Sir Elton to his partner. "Well when I saw the gunman, I was able to remove the watch from my wrist and secrete it about my person - if you catch my drift" he said. " Oh booby dear, if you'd have told me that I could have saved the HUMMER " said Sir E.
