Oh, come on! Can't you guys see it now???
Tonight on "Celebrity Death Match"....In THIS corner, weighing in at 158 pounds, wearing gold-lame trunks and diamond-studed eyewear, "The Internet Marauder", SIR ELTON JOHN!!!
And in THIS corner, weighing in at 310 pounds(presently...hey put that Twinky down, Sport!!!), wearing the non-descript biege trunks(to match his personality), The "Inventor" of the Internet...AL GORE!!!
(the outcome on this one's gonna be hard to figure, but my money's on Big Al...hard to give away a good 150lbs to your opponent and still expect to come out on top, ya know!)
Last edited by Dwight; 08/14/2007 7:01 PM.
