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Friend and neighbor turning 50. Surprise party planned by his wife for the 22nd cancels my plans. Hopefully can make the next one.



I'm turning 29 on the 20th (that's much more important than 50 because I'm turning 29 which inherently makes it more important) so you're gonna miss my party and the rally for someone elses party? For shame

Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."