Mikey -
Details, details, details... In Montrovia, or out of town?
Let's get the SOB!!!
Hope this guy doesn't ever need medical care requiring the use of any sophisticated diagnostic equipment, which may or may not necessitate the administration of about 1500cc's of a barium enema (whether it do or it don't, 'tis not the question, but only the regurgitation of about a pound of Play-Dough should be easy, seein' how his head must already amply fit his nether-cavity for him to accuse you of motorcycle malfeasance.)
Poetically yours,
Bob