Ehh!!! I've been telling people for YEARS...all ya gotta do is put a nice little vertical-twin motor in the frame of any two-wheeler, and you can go a heck a lot faster and a heck of a lot farther, AND sweat a heck of a lot less while you're getting whereever the heck ya wanna go!!!

But will they LISTEN???!!!


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)