In no particular order
Eddie Murphy - delerious (just for the cook out bit alone is worth seeing this)
Bill Cosby - any of his from the 60's & 70's. My dad had just about all of them.
Mitch Hedberg - they should have an apartment depot it would be alot of people standing around saying we don't have to fix $hit.
Lewis Black
Gabriel Iglesias
Patton Oswalt
Adam Ferrara

"Sickboy He rides a big motorbike" - Mike Ness (Social Distortion)