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Here's how they work. Some ingenious entrepreneur makes the, sells them, thousands upon thousands buy them, and the first guy laughs all the way to the bank - Yes they work - They make money.



I like it! It's pretty well established the whistles don't work. Yesterday along the road, I passed a small flock of bighorn sheep, an assortment of deer- Muley and Whitetail, a flock of turkeys and met some guy on a BMW adventurer, out for an adventure. However I did learn that it's nice to be covered in rain gear, etc when the sky's open up. Arrived home dry as a bone. Why couldn't I learn the lessons of raingear 30 years ago??

I also like the comment about deer not being able to master the whistle. Reminded me of a Glacier National Park ranger reporting on the 400 page Grizzly Bear Management Plan. Said they hadn't found a bear yet that had read the darn thing.

Now, you aren't going to say the x-ray glasses sold on the rear page of Marvel comic books showing some geeeeky guy staring at a curvy woman don't work either are you? What about weight loss pills, not hair growth elixer? Probably manufactured by some deer whistle company.

"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach