I had a rotweiler for a while. Ushi was a very lovable dog who got on well with the other dogs I had at the time. We were having a major rainstorm and the street was flooded. The OL looked out and thought she saw a duck swimming and diving, then realized it was a dogs head that she saw. We took her in and nursed her back to health. She weighed less than half her normal weight and was pooping fastfood wrappers for the first week. When she was well, we had to find her a home because there is some stupid arbitrary law in LA county that people aren't allowed to have more than 3 pets.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
