Dave, its pretty simple. Read the thread, figure out the most reasonable opinion on the discussion, look at the common ground they all agree on, and post the exact opposite opinion. Sit back and watch the sparks fly, laughing all the way.
You will get a response. Not that I would ever do that, just a suggestion.
That would also give Phil, Friar John, and others something to do as they read the thread you just fired up
