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That's a bit harsh, don't you think.




I was actually giving everybody the benefit of the doubt there, as moron depicts an IQ range of 50-69. I could have gone with imbecile (20-49), or idiot (below 20), and not have been too far off.

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As punishment, you must now go drink a 5-year-old, flat, luke-warm, CAN of Old Milwaukee beer. That'll learn ya!




Punishment?? Sounds like a start of a heck of a good night to me


Mark