A bunch of chute roosters.
I'm the one on the right with Johnny the redbone.
Strings, acoustic, mostly guitar.
And yes, I am the best.
The best crosspicker in Washington township!
An F and a Bd went into a bar.
The bartender said "We don't serve Bds in here".
So, they went home and had a fifth between them.
Difference between a banjo and a lawnmower -
You can tune a lawnmower.
Perfect pitch -
When you toss the banjo in the dumpster and it lands on top of the harmonica.
