Yeah?! Well MINE says...Shorty's Bar and Grill ALBUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO 1969, there Joel!!!

Now THAT'S how I heard that joke the first time, dude! (well, the year 1969 there might'a been a little different TOO!)

I'm guessin' that in our brit brother's version of this thing, they probably use some WELSH town's name. Now THOSE suckers are REALLY long.

(but you know how those guys over there like to "stretch the truth" even more than WE do, don't cha???!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)