I tried that rationale to explain what happened to a bunch of $1 bills when I went out for an evening at a "gentleman's club" with the boys. Wife didn't buy off on it, but it was worth a shot though...
Better idea - " honey , I'm gonna stay home with you tonite 
and NOT go to the gentlemens club , but I MAY take a peek at the BA forum ." Your dollars will go further . PS - man , we were givin 'em dollars in the 70 's - so much for inflation ! 
