Has anybody here
seen our old friend Martyn?

Can you tell me where he's gone?

After his birthday
he'll be off to Sweden

Partying with Thanassis, Johann and Shaun
(among others)


Sorry Martyn, but unfortunately for you, I love fracturing old song lyrics.

(try to have a Happy Birthday anyway, okay?!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)