Gotta love a guy who's "pro-active", huh?! Though this "horizontal postion" thing might just be a tad pessimistic.

(hey! speakin' of a "horizontal position", John...I know she was in the L.A.County Jail and not in Maryland, but do you suppose there's an outside chance that a certain heiress just might have made that new license plate o' your's?)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)