Well, ya see Benny, I think the problem here may be that YOU haven't gone far enough south on that there Interstate to see the beautiful half of that state.

(this, of course, is akin to somebody coming to L.A. and thinking they've "seen California")

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)