The conversation would go more like this for me.
Paris: Please Tim let me make you "happy" orally.
Tim: Shut up and go get your sister.
Paris: Why? I'm here right now and I'm ready.
Tim: Cause you look like that kid who playe corky on that show life goes on. Your sister is much better looking, she's smart, she runs two multi-million dollar companies while you just spend millions of dollars on shoes, and she's not a dirty skank who'll open her legs for a line of coke.
Paris: Good point but I'll let you put it anywhere.
Tim: If you're lucky I'll let you hide in the closet and watch.
Hypothetically of course
