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Well...shes out and I cant wait to see how she screws up being filthy rich again. 
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about time she is out of jail, the online news in the morning was staring to be filled up with things that matter... 
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Don't think I'd want any....even if it is free!   later, Tom.
But, what do I know?
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I fail to understand what relevant value this person has to any discussion, anywhere.  A pop tart. No more, no less.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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I fail to understand what relevant value this person has to any discussion, anywhere.
Agreed, I just want her to go away...
Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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Phil, certainly this ranks up there with Nelson Mandela being freed from prison during the height of Apartheid, or the liberation of Paris from the Nazis, or D-Day? Certainly, you MUST see that!! I've heard that she's been called to the White House and the UN to be honored for her struggles against tyrrany while incarcerated.... 
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I fail to understand what relevant value this person has to any discussion, anywhere.
Agreed, I just want her to go away...
Yeah, don't they know the entire world would much rather scramble to see the first pictures of Tiger's new baby!
Seriously, I have never understood the whole hullabaloo over so-called celebrities. Its  !!
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...and I thought this was a reminder for our French (spit!) brethren to remember how the Nazi horde once occupied their city.
Ride On!
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Yep! I heard somewhere that negotiations...NEGOTIATIONS???!!!....with ABC and NBC "News" feel flat for a post-klink broadcast interview with the "lady", and so she decided to go with that "tough" interviewer Larry King within the next few days.
WOW! I'll just bet THAT broadcast will be "informative", HUH?!
And knowing the public's insatiable need to "be informed", will also garner very high ratings for the gent's program too, proving once again that...well...I THINK you know what THAT proves, RIGHT?!
(eeh...I'll spell it out anyway....H.L.Mencken was right!: "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the american public.")
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I think you are all being very hard and unfair on this poor, misunderstood little girl.
Think about it now. This privaledge child, who has never lifted a finger in her life (except when to flip of society) has been in prison. No one to blow her nose for her, no one to wipe her butt, and load knows how longs its been since she got her nails done.
Poor girl needs a long holiday to get over her ordeal. I recommend Afganistan. For about 10 years.
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A pop tart. No more, no less.
That is funny. 
Come on guys, let's be civil. At least she put Lohan and Spears on the back burner. 
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Oh, that Paris. I thought maybe someone had invaded France again....
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Oh, that Paris. I thought maybe someone had invaded France again....
Yeah, rumor had it that the German Boy Scouts were on a summer camping expedition in the Ardennes Forest, and it set off a massive panic in the French Capital. They were already setting up anti-Panzer barricades on the Champs D'Elysses!!
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she does make some nice pics & home movies.
we should do this every weekend!
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Ah yes! There goes Yota with his muck boots...err, I mean...water glass half full, and always lookin' on the bright side o' things again.
(what a positive guy, huh?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Ah, heck. I had something clever to post, but that skank just ain't worth a good humor minute.
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I can't wait for her next movie.
we should do this every weekend!
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I'm so glad my bike is running. Now I can ignore this cruft. Heck, I barely have time to check in on this site.
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FJ- want me to send you more "Paris" links ???
we should do this every weekend!
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I've had quite enough of that little tramp thankyewverymuch. 
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we should do this every weekend!
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I felt a lot safer when she was in jail though. 
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I'd marry her for her money.
we should do this every weekend!
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Shoot, you married your cousin for a $1.25 so that's no big surprise.
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Any pictures of her teeth?
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They were already setting up anti-Panzer barricades on the Champs D'Elysses!!
Makes a change - usually when the Germans come a-callin, the Frogs(spit) just break out the white flag!!
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I'd hit it...
with a brick
Let my dying thought be that every mile was fun and let my tombstone read,"They never made one fast enough for me."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I'd hit it...
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And I thought I had one refuge from Paris Mania. I guess not. 
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The LAPD reports that gang banging has increased by at least 15% since her release... 
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oh please...Paris is lying neckid sayin take me, take me...and YOU'LD walk away...   this comming from the same sex that gave you the fat chicks and mopeds joke....you'ld hit it for sure
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you'd hit it for sure
 
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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Well, if we're gonna talk this way(surprising as this seems now regarding the Back to Basics controversy recently), I'd prefer another recent Jail Bird....Wynona Rider.
(man!!!...could I make a joke about THAT last name o' her's in this vein, but I KNOW this thread would be locked down in a NY minute THEN, Boy!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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What bonnyusa said ... 
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Since this is all hypothetical ANYWAY we are assuming you have no moral or legal conflicts preventing this exchange...just your good taste... Paris: Please Uncle Phil let me make you "happy" orally (I'm CERTAIN she would choose different words...but the AUP forbids) Phil: Um no thanks Paris: Please I'm very good and after you can play "hide the salami"...anywhere you want... Phil: [looking around to see who's watching] well OK!
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The conversation would go more like this for me. Paris: Please Tim let me make you "happy" orally. Tim: Shut up and go get your sister. Paris: Why? I'm here right now and I'm ready. Tim: Cause you look like that kid who playe corky on that show life goes on. Your sister is much better looking, she's smart, she runs two multi-million dollar companies while you just spend millions of dollars on shoes, and she's not a dirty skank who'll open her legs for a line of coke. Paris: Good point but I'll let you put it anywhere. Tim: If you're lucky I'll let you hide in the closet and watch. Hypothetically of course
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dirty skank
That about sums it up so no thank you very much.
It's probably time to move on here folks. Nothing to see....
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein
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yeah prob right there Phil!!
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