This is a touchy subject

Close your eyes! I hope the mods don't kick my butt, it's to sore for that.
What is everyone's cure for Monkey Butt. If ya don't know what it is don't ask, do a Google search.

I've got it and I want it gone. I use Goldbond powder almost every ride but I still get the reda..!
Now stop your snickering and give me some ideas.

What say ye ?