oops. Well at least I contributed to the stupid things thread.
"Irish Tony and Polish Krystian are running their new neighborhood bar as a democracy. They picked the draft beers via a Craigslist survey: Stella, Guinness, Brooklyn Lager, and Hefeweizen won out, and 12-ounce drafts are only $3. A few racks on the jukebox remain empty for customers’ CDs, and all selections are free until 7pm. Mondays feature half-price wine by the glass and bottle, and every Tuesday at 9pm, rockumentaries (featuring subjects such as Wilco, Radiohead or the Pixies) are projected onto the back wall."
Tony and Krystian. First names not last names.