Hey Kevin, seeing as how PES hasn't yet responed to my kind offer of sending a certain heiress to Oklahoma, do you think this here Sheriff Arpaio fella would take her instead???

(Lord knows I'm getting pretty tired of watchin' my local News and having THIS be the lead story around here....PLEASE talk to this Sheriff Joe for me...PLEASE!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)