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In staying true to the post title:

1. Because you wish you had one
2. Because for some reason they make you feel small
3. Because as a dork in school, you realize as an older dork you are still a dork.
4. Because you bought what you ride for all the wrong reasons meaning every reason but "ride your own ride"
5. Ridicule is the last resort of the jealous



6. None of the above.

He was fun while he lasted.