But, why? I could see it for running in a rally, but otherwise, when I'm riding my bike, I don't care what time it is. When I get thirsty, it's time to stop for a drink. When I get hungry, it's time to stop and eat. When the tripmeter gets over 100 miles, it's time to stop for gas. Don't need anything more.

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python