A traveling salesman has an audience with the head of a major business and, not quite knowing what to say tries to break the ice with a joke... "Have you heard the one about the two Harley Davidson owners?"
"But I _am_ a Harley owner." the business owner says angrily.
There followed a pregnant pause while the salesman thought quickly ...
"That's OK, sir, I'll tell you it slowly
"Proud to be an Infidel" ... "100% pure American Jingoist"
