A biker and his girl were going to apply for a loan to buy a new mobile home.. they showed up together and the loans manager was in a bit of a bind. They both had long hair, tattoos, wore black leather, sunglasses, head bands. he didn't know which one was male and which one was female. Trying to sort out his dilemma in a discrete way he asked,

"Which one of you has the menstrual cycle?"

The biker piped up ... "It must be her, I ride a Harley


"Proud to be an Infidel" ... "100% pure American Jingoist"