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And Rob... the side covers come off because they were not properly installed.. 
perhaps...maybe it's because they've been off ond on so much that the rubber slot was worn and it just caught the wind right during a time of a particularly high tide 
Cool.. the old "gust of wind" defense.. why didn't I think of that?
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This is the primary reason of having the one piece Triumph rain suit.
I'll suit up, jump on that hand gernade and let you know how it works out.
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And Rob... the side covers come off because they were not properly installed..
perhaps...maybe it's because they've been off ond on so much that the rubber slot was worn and it just caught the wind right during a time of a particularly high tide
Cool.. the old "gust of wind" defense.. why didn't I think of that?
cause it was lil'm and you can't do that to her...cause you're nice, not like those Harley A$$holes they would have said Fk you must have been the wind b!tch deal with it...but then we know they have no class 
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Just read she was released from her jail sentence after 5 days because of "an undiclosed medical condition"... maaaan.... like I've always said.. money can buy you anything.
Chy, come on now, America is still the land of hope and prosperity!!!! If you've got a trustfund, you've got hope and prosperity!
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And Rob... the side covers come off because they were not properly installed..
perhaps...maybe it's because they've been off ond on so much that the rubber slot was worn and it just caught the wind right during a time of a particularly high tide
Cool.. the old "gust of wind" defense.. why didn't I think of that?
cause it was lil'm and you can't do that to her...cause you're nice, not like those Harley A$$holes they would have said Fk you must have been the wind b!tch deal with it...but then we know they have no class
I seriously need a "shaking my head in disbelief" icon..
but I really like this  little guy for some reason.
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I need this one now  for one of my hungover "say what's on my mind" posts
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I seriously need a "shaking my head in disbelief" icon..
but I really like this little guy for some reason.
best I could find
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Heck I bet that 99.9% of us around here ride with other bikes and other than kidding around we do not make rude comments publicly to the riders of those "other" bikes.
you missed the NE at PAT's when 50 Triumph riders howled when a HD ran like crap leaving the party...then returned for a "flyby" when he had it running better
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Now that was just really really funny. That guy was saying how good a harely was and then it doesn't start? Come on any one would have laughed and hooted at that.
And this kind of thing happens on forums. On Suzuki forum guys bash jeeps, on Vespa forums I bet they bash hondas.
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Boy oh boy! This here "tolerance thing" can be such a bore, you know.(actually it appears that it can catch fire sometimes, TOO) Listen UP, and listen GOOD!(how's THAT for a John Wayne impression, huh?!)..... 99% of all this Harley bashing around here is done in a mock supercilious manner, i.e. "TONGUE-IN-CHEEK"(at least in my case it is) Sure, many(NOT most) of the Harley RIDERS(emphasis on the word RIDERS...NOT the machines)we encounter almost every day make this an "easy joke", BUT when it's all said and done, ALL MOTORCYCLIST share a common bond, and that is....TRYING LIKE HECK TO STAY ALIVE OUT THERE ON THE STREETS ALONG SIDE ALL THOSE FRIGGIN' CAGERS!!! And so I have to ask you Mark....Since WHEN have you Brooklynites become so friggin' sensitive, anyway? Gee, I always thought you guys were kind of epitomized by the likes of people like comic Dom Irrera, who has lines such as..... "Growing up where I did in the streets, I had a lot of friends who would say the most fowl things about people and then just take it back like they never said it. Take my friend Louis "No-Neck" Garbolli for one. He'd say stuff like, "You know Vinny, don't cha? That low-down, good-for-nothin' skanky piece-of-...BUT I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY, YA KNOW!!!"" 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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it was funny.... he just needed to choke it...instead HE choked...
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Boy oh boy! This here "tolerance thing" can be such a bore, you know.(actually it appears that it can catch fire sometimes, TOO)
Nah mostly we were bored this AM and wanted to mix it up a bit...politics and religion are taboo so this seemed good
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this LitzerSki guy is full of crap. 
I guess anyone can get a 'moment of enlightenment'.
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I agree with Dwight. Its really about the riding itself not so much the ride itself (iron horse)
Its just too bad Harleys are UGLY.
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And so I have to ask you Mark....Since WHEN have you Brooklynites become so friggin' sensitive, anyway?
not sensitive...just hungover and annoyed. Then as Rob said, everything was slow in the lounge so we just kept dumping a little gas, then a little gas, then just said screw it and threw the whole gas can on the bonfire.
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then we heard beepbeepbeep as the tanker backed up...it's still sitting there idling waiting for the word...
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plus the whole "Paris thing" could bring real serious anger and distane into the lounge so at least HERE in the ANTI HARLEY BASHING thread you can feign indignation
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Well, WHATEVER YOU DO...DON'T let Ian(Dog33) NEAR that friggin' tanker!!!! I don't know if you guys saw the thread about somebody needing to weld a Bonnie gas tank...BUT...Ian said that when he does this, after he drains and cleans the tank, he checks to see if there's any gas left in it usin' a friggin' MATCH!!!! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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hey I check for gas(the natural type,not the liquid) leaks on new lines I use a lighter...something wrong with that...
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sounds like job security for me.
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And for you folks who don't like Harley bashing.. simple answer. DON'T READ THE THREAD!...
Thank you, Chy. What was Litzerski saying about a worthless thread.. 
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now it is time to bash anti harley bashing threads
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yeah Mark...you fkin-panty-waist mammas boy...pull your panties out of your a$$ and deal...perhaps if you rode more your thin skin would toughen up a bit... It's just some harmless tounge in cheek Harley bashing amoung friends...if it offends you then move along...cripes this IS a Triumph site what did you expect a little black and orange love fest...well forget it...if you're looking for that head over to HOGLOVERS.com
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now it is time to bash anti harley bashing threads
Can we just talk nasty about BMW riders or sumpin'? Maybe Moto Guzzis? and those British Enfield guys are waaaaay outta hand...
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Sure...Beemer riders are snooty, stuck-up S.O.B.'s who wouldn't give you the time of day if you paid them...and NOT a SINGLE one of them is capable of wrenching on their over engineered german POS bikes...let alone satisfying their ladies at home...and we all know the only reason they ride BMW's in the first place is so they can feel "better" than the rest of us...they have to because of their very small penis size
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nobody likes me...  
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nobody likes me...
I love ya man.. in a manly way of course..
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look your tears will NOT trick me again, I'M NOT 'snuggling' with you AGAIN
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Sure...Beemer riders are snooty, stuck-up S.O.B.'s who wouldn't give you the time of day if you paid them...and NOT a SINGLE one of them is capable of wrenching on their over engineered german POS bikes...let alone satisfying their ladies at home...and we all know the only reason they ride BMW's in the first place is so they can feel "better" than the rest of us...they have to because of their very small penis size
Yeah! what he said.. and they are ugly and their momma dresses them funny.
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yeah!! and they smell funny too Oh and sorry for flip-flopin on you Mark...but hey I did grow up in MASSACHUSETTS...
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hey I check for gas(the natural type,not the liquid) leaks on new lines I use a lighter...something wrong with that...
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Coroner's Report
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Victim identified through dental records, one Shriner...Robert Johnson.
***Noted during time of autopsy: one Bic Lighter found in what's left of nasal cavity***
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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of course... <in a gruff manly voice that the ManVest would be proud of>
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Geez, I go away again for a few hours and look what happens. Someone ran out of Turkey. It's okay, and don't worry. I'll bring you some baby.
Ride Safe, on whatever, whenever, and wherever!
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Tell Matt to stop peeing in your wheaties.
I'm with ya' on the sentiment though. Still fun sometimes, gotta' admit. It's great to be one of the beautiful people.
Ride On!
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hey I check for gas(the natural type,not the liquid) leaks on new lines I use a lighter...something wrong with that...
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***Noted during time of autopsy: one Bic Lighter found in what's left of nasal cavity***
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Dr. Howard Lee
HEY My PLUMBER told me that only pu$$ys use soapy water to check a line for leaks...flame will work better, and pressure will keep it from going back into the pipe...and (no sh!T pure truth) he rode a SPORTSTER so HE KNOWS what a Manly man should do!...
(I love when a conversational detour comes full circle!)
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... We didn't know that they were more reliable or handled better or whatever we tell ourselves. We bought them because they spoke to us.
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I stand by what I've been saying in that we're no different than they are.
Sorry again Mark, but in my past 29 years of riding I cannot remember myself ever "dressing up" with a brand's merchandise in order to "play the part" as do most of the HD croud (including here in Greece).
Forgive my lack of more appropriate descriptions but I think you know what I am referring to.
I will, however, agree 1000 per cent with you that the bike "spoke" to me (and still does). 
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But did the Plumber stay in a hilton the night before?
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Hello Thanassis
Havent seen you around here for a long time. How have you been?
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A biker and his girl were going to apply for a loan to buy a new mobile home.. they showed up together and the loans manager was in a bit of a bind. They both had long hair, tattoos, wore black leather, sunglasses, head bands. he didn't know which one was male and which one was female. Trying to sort out his dilemma in a discrete way he asked,
"Which one of you has the menstrual cycle?"
The biker piped up ... "It must be her, I ride a Harley
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What do you call ten Harley owners lined up ear to ear?
A: Wind tunnel
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