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Clearly it is an example of "Intelligent Ironing." Iron can not come from nothing so must come from something. As you hint, Science cannot explain it. Therefore, the only solution left is that some "Intelligent Ironer" is creating the iron and distributing it all over your yard. Sadly, "Intelligent Ironing" is not allowed to be taught in school, although it is as good a scientific theory as any others. Some of us believe that it is only fair that "Intelligent Ironing" be taught alongside Hydrostatics, Climatology, Gravity (still only a theory) and Electromagnetics.

Siggy



Okay Siggy Ol' Boy...I can only assume here that among your many travels throughout this great country that you've recently had occassion to visit Petersburg Kentucky!!!

And Greybeard...I'm inclined to "believe" that John and Derek are onto somethin' here. From my map of New Mexico, it DOES appear to be just a stone's throw(if one possesses the arm of John Elway, this is) from Roswell to Clovis! And so, I wouldn't entirely dismiss this "alien theory" of theirs EITHER, Dude!

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)