I have attached a small, but serviceable, flame thrower to to the front of my bike. It is triggered by a button on my left handle grip. The moment some cute little squirrel wiggles its adorable little nose whilst sitting mid-highway, one blast of Shiva's Death not only clears the path but leaves behind a freshly roasted piece of tasty roadkill.
I tried mixing in some herbs with the flame thrower but it didn't work.
Siggy
