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I try to run over every squirrel I see in the road.

In my book rodents = vermin.



Just don't do that in southern Illinois, in Olney to be more precise. It might end you up in the Pokey! I grew up there, and we have a rare albino squirrel population there (the town really milks it too!), and intentionally killing one will get you, at best, a significant fine, if not more. Wild to see, but in the end, still a pain in the butt squirrel, but a protected pain in the butt squirrel...